shralps

several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior

Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!

by real ow May 29, 2013

Shralp

The act of shredding and ripping at the same time whether you are on a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard it doesn't matter as long as you shralp!

Let's go shralp today!
Bro you were shralping out there!

by Superkook69 June 25, 2015

Shralp the gnar

To snowboard sweetly on great snow.

Dude didn't even slow down for that gnar-gnar, I'd give a nut to shralp the gnar like him.

by ReillyCapps November 8, 2005

Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008

shralping

shredding,ripping,and crushing all at the same time.

That wave was shralping!!!

by pookie1 March 13, 2008

Shralp

fuckin gnar skateing. a cross between shreding and rippin it up.. it was crafted by a guy name ellis. you may kno him or have hear of him but he is a Shralper!!!

"Lets go Shralp"
SHRALP!!!
ur fuckin Shralpin

by Gnar-ti-Kill October 24, 2008

Shralp Stick

Very simply, a skateboard.

Gimme my shralp stick, nigga, so I can bust out with a tre flip.

by DME May 26, 2005