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several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior
Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!
shralps by real ow May 29, 2013
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The act of shredding and ripping at the same time whether you are on a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard it doesn't matter as long as you shralp!
Let's go shralp today!
Bro you were shralping out there!
Shralp by Superkook69 June 25, 2015

Shralp the gnar 

To snowboard sweetly on great snow.
Dude didn't even slow down for that gnar-gnar, I'd give a nut to shralp the gnar like him.
Shralp the gnar by ReillyCapps November 8, 2005
(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
Shramps by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008

shralping 

shredding,ripping,and crushing all at the same time.
That wave was shralping!!!
shralping by pookie1 March 13, 2008
fuckin gnar skateing. a cross between shreding and rippin it up.. it was crafted by a guy name ellis. you may kno him or have hear of him but he is a Shralper!!!
"Lets go Shralp"
SHRALP!!!
ur fuckin Shralpin
Shralp by Gnar-ti-Kill October 24, 2008

Shralp Stick 

Gimme my shralp stick, nigga, so I can bust out with a tre flip.
Shralp Stick by DME May 26, 2005
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