several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure
comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior
comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior
Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.
*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!
*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!
by real ow May 30, 2013
The act of shredding and ripping at the same time whether you are on a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard it doesn't matter as long as you shralp!
by Superkook69 June 19, 2015
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fuckin gnar skateing. a cross between shreding and rippin it up.. it was crafted by a guy name ellis. you may kno him or have hear of him but he is a Shralper!!!
by Gnar-ti-Kill September 07, 2008
In the town of Washingtonville, "Shralp" is simply a term that can replace any possible word. It is universal. In any other area, "Shralp" is used to describe something that is gnarly or awesome.
Washingtonville: Dude, what the shralp are you doing?
Everywhere else: Get your snowboard, we're gonna shralp the terrain park.
Everywhere else: Get your snowboard, we're gonna shralp the terrain park.
by Flyin Italian April 10, 2010
hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior
having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity
having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity
Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.
by real ow May 30, 2013
bro' when i shralped down that tree the other day it almosted hit my car then afterwords i shralped my girl in the back of it
by harry rich 3 November 25, 2010