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hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity

Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.

shralped by real ow May 29, 2013

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Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

Related Words

shralped • shraped • shralper • shraped pants • shrapped

Shraped

To be taken by surprise by such a heavy, hard, solid and forceful ejection of faeces, that it elicits the feeling of having been raped up the ass by a rock hard shit.

Nessa's walking a bit funny since she went to the bathroom, dang if that girl ain't just got Shraped ....

Shraped by Lozballs January 9, 2013

shralper

A shralper is a skateboarding term for a person that is just ripping it up, getting gnarly, & pushing it to the limit wherever they go with their board. They don't necessarily have to be the most technical skater out there, practicing the same trick for hours on end, or they can be, but a shralper will find a way to get gnarly & skate through the circumstances. A true, skate-rat.

"Sammy Baca is definitely a shralper, you couldn't deny that if you tried. Last week, I heard he hopped the fence into some fancy backyard & skated the empty pool while the family was on vacation!"

shralper by Phonkadelic December 9, 2017

Shraped

The act of being raped by Shrek

Shrek came out of nowhere and shraped everyone

Shraped by N3ther December 11, 2017

shraped

when some one is getting shot and raped at the same time

Damn nigga that bitch just got shraped...!!!!

shraped by Alicia Holmes May 26, 2008

shraped pants

The time when you fart and shit your pants in the process

oh shit i just shraped my pants
man this is no good i gotta change cause i shraped my pants
dude look its my shraped pants from the other night

shraped pants by Josh Tanega February 26, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026