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shralped 

hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity
Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.
shralped by real ow May 29, 2013
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When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.
I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.
Shraped by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019
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To be taken by surprise by such a heavy, hard, solid and forceful ejection of faeces, that it elicits the feeling of having been raped up the ass by a rock hard shit.
Nessa's walking a bit funny since she went to the bathroom, dang if that girl ain't just got Shraped ....
Shraped by Lozballs January 9, 2013

shralper 

A shralper is a skateboarding term for a person that is just ripping it up, getting gnarly, & pushing it to the limit wherever they go with their board. They don't necessarily have to be the most technical skater out there, practicing the same trick for hours on end, or they can be, but a shralper will find a way to get gnarly & skate through the circumstances. A true, skate-rat.
"Sammy Baca is definitely a shralper, you couldn't deny that if you tried. Last week, I heard he hopped the fence into some fancy backyard & skated the empty pool while the family was on vacation!"
shralper by Phonkadelic December 9, 2017
The act of being raped by Shrek
Shrek came out of nowhere and shraped everyone
Shraped by N3ther December 11, 2017
when some one is getting shot and raped at the same time
Damn nigga that bitch just got shraped...!!!!
shraped by Alicia Holmes May 26, 2008

shraped pants 

The time when you fart and shit your pants in the process
oh shit i just shraped my pants
man this is no good i gotta change cause i shraped my pants
dude look its my shraped pants from the other night
shraped pants by Josh Tanega February 26, 2006
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