shralped

hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity

Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.

by real ow May 29, 2013

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Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

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To be taken by surprise by such a heavy, hard, solid and forceful ejection of faeces, that it elicits the feeling of having been raped up the ass by a rock hard shit.

Nessa's walking a bit funny since she went to the bathroom, dang if that girl ain't just got Shraped ....

by Lozballs January 9, 2013

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A shralper is a skateboarding term for a person that is just ripping it up, getting gnarly, & pushing it to the limit wherever they go with their board. They don't necessarily have to be the most technical skater out there, practicing the same trick for hours on end, or they can be, but a shralper will find a way to get gnarly & skate through the circumstances. A true, skate-rat.

"Sammy Baca is definitely a shralper, you couldn't deny that if you tried. Last week, I heard he hopped the fence into some fancy backyard & skated the empty pool while the family was on vacation!"

by Phonkadelic December 9, 2017

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