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hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity
Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.
by real ow May 29, 2013
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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