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A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.
Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."
Shleeb by TC51 August 20, 2017
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Shpleedill 

A shpleedill occurs when a person slides their fingers underneath another person's chin. You start with an open hand under the chin, slowly close your fingers into a fist started with your pinky. As you are you doing that the fingers are sliding underneath the person's chin. As if tapping your fingers on the desk impatiently but on a chin.
Oh shit did you see jimmy get shpleedilled? He didnt even see it coming!!

Now that was a good shpleedill, your fingers were at best extension.
Shpleedill by Kraus Kuko November 1, 2008

shpleeeeeeen 

a fun way of saying 'spleen' which is a large dark-red oval organ on the left side of the body. Must be said in a high pitched squeeky voice for full effect.
person 1: 'man i am bored...'
person 2: 'shpleeeeeeen'
shpleeeeeeen by abby999 November 5, 2005
Ayy my boy, want to go smoke some shplee?
shplee by mr. bombay November 7, 2016
The substance found on underwear tucked shamelessly into the back part of a closet.
The renovation was going fine until Russell touched the shleeb ridden boxers the homeowner had left in the closet that was being remodeled.
Shleeb by Lamarthepainter January 5, 2021
She’s a shpleek because she feel asleep in the pool
Shpleek by Assholebecca November 10, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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