by Andonstop August 3, 2007
Get the shpeel mug.A term created by YouTuber Jerma985; it refers to the Spy class in the first-person shooter Team Fortress 2, specifically young/baby spies. Shpees are typically bad at playing the game (noob) and will hide in places or wander about. According to Jerma985, shpees are born in a nest and leave it at eleven days old and their diet may consist of wild rodents. A shpee grows wings after getting its first kill, but this is very unlikely because of the shpees' general conspicuousness and lack of skill. Only about two out of the 700 born every minute will survive and reach "Spyhood" after leaving the nest. Most shpees are harmless.
shpee: I shoot you... pew pew!
shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!
shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!
by Imanapple October 22, 2013
Get the Shpee mug.Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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Get the Shpee mug.What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.
(Because what else do you call it?)
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Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
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Get the Shmeeloh mug.Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.
by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
Get the Shmeelovs mug.What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.
(Because what else do you call it?)
(Because what else do you call it?)
John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
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