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shoxic

-A completely unique and crazy person.
-The mixing of 'shocking' and 'toxic'
"Damnn bro, that chick is shoxic!"

"So this girl is different man, shes shoxic!"
by theblonchic March 25, 2008
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Shonic

A word used to describe something that is part shiny, part psychedelic, and part sonic. Although the word can be used to describe anything with these qualities, for the most part it is used to describe ties and pants.
Whoa dude!, those are some shonic pants you got on!!!
by camry blowfish October 21, 2010
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shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.
Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...
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Sloxicated

Combination of the words sleep and intoxicated.

To exhibit behavior similar to alcohol intoxication such as stumbling into walls, screaming for absolutely no reason, grumpiness, singing bawdy showtunes and Christmas songs in mid October, becoming terrified of inanimate objects, increased and decreased appetite at the same time, extreme consumption of caffeinated beverages and snacks with high sugar content, hallucinations, giggling and laughing sporadically, unintentional staring contests, baking lots of pecan pies, and other random acts, brought on by heroically surviving at least 30 straight hours without sleep.
If any alcohol is consumed, it is no longer sloxication, but intoxication.

The only known cure is an immediate dose of collapsing on any horizontal surface (or nearby friend) closing one's eyes, and letting nature take it's dreamy course.
(Side effects of this cure may include dreams of terrifying proportions. Use liberally.)
(Having been awake for 30 hours)
"Dude, I'm super sloxicated."

"I've got a 12 page paper due tomorrow morning. I think I'll sloxicate myself tonight."

"Why is Frankie sleeping on the floor?"
"Don't bother him, he's desloxicating."

Resident Assistants in college dorms are the most susceptible to this affliction after dealing with a complicated situation.
by AStrange May 3, 2008
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shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.
Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.
by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008
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Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".
Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.
by amisstree December 2, 2010
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shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.
Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.
by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008
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