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Shoes over telephone wires 

Shoes over telephone wires signifies gang territory, a loss of a young life, a nearby drug dealer, or just kids being kids.
Don't knock on a strangers door and ask for weed, because there are shoes over telephone wires, nearby.

run over shoes 

Warn shoes with scuff marks
He was dressed in ripped jeans and run over shoes
run over shoes by Robin F May 17, 2006

Head Over Shoes 

The manlier way to say you're crazy about someone. Same as Head over Heels.
Kyle is head over shoes for Candace.
Head Over Shoes by MrWonderful1 October 28, 2013

Bend her over and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.
Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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