A ShoeMocker is when you put a pair of shoes on your hands, preferably Timberland boots for extra DPS, and continously punch and\or slap the shit out of somebody. You effectively stomp a motherfucker out while standing.

1. If dude keep eyeballing me, imma shoemocker his ass.
2. If buddy ass get smart one more time, he getting his ass shoemockered. Thats real talk.

ShoeMocker by BrokeBak January 6, 2019

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Shovenpucker

When you stick a lemon head up your bungwallace over and over again and love it

Shovenpucker is when you have a Yellow buttcrack full off sour balls

Shovenpucker by Aidsmonkey 3000 times ouch May 11, 2021

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shovenacker

Bike

Let me just hop on my shovenacker and I'll be right over

shovenacker by Droppledangerqueen January 18, 2022

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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