shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

shovel cock by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

cock shovel 

wen ur about to have anal with a girl but her ass is fullof shit so u use ur cock to shovel it out

Joanne should consider wipin her ass i had to give her a real cock shovel last night

cock shovel by fucker freddy January 11, 2009

Cock faced shovel monkey. 

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

Cock faced shovel monkey. by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

Cock Shove

Verb: A cock shove when you get a girl on her back, pull off her pants and/or underwear, and shove your cock in her pussy REAL FAST. It can be rape, or not.

Alex: She was totally asking for it! I threw her to the floor, pulled off her pants and cock shoved her!
Tom: NICE!

Cock Shove by 0011101001000100 December 5, 2009

shovelcock 

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.

me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock

shovelcock by andrewhart February 23, 2005