The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
by randominternethandle November 9, 2017
Get the shoulder-dickingmug. When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
by Pseudo-hym August 2, 2015
Get the Shoulder-Dickingmug.