shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 9, 2017

Shoulder-Dicking

When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.

Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.

by Pseudo-hym July 13, 2015

dick-shoulder

The process of putting one's exposed penis on the shoulder of another unsuspecting victim.

I finally broke Dre's concentration when I gave him the dick-shoulder.

by KTMNealio December 11, 2003