shoulder rub

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.

-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"

shoulder rub by Studebanger September 4, 2013

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catholic shoulder rub

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

catholic shoulder rub by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019

rubik's shoulder

the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time

Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder

rubik's shoulder by lollipop_kidd March 2, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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