shoulder rub 

A hand job offered for a meager sum of cash by transients alongside U.S. Interstate 80.

-"Man, this road boner of mine just won't dip. Let's pull over so I can get me a shoulder rub from that bearded backpacker! You got any money?"
-"Will a fiver cover it?"
-"It'll cover mine!"

shoulder rub by Studebanger September 4, 2013

catholic shoulder rub 

This is the usual method used by Catholic Priests when seducing choir boys

"I heard George got a Catholic Shoulder Rub yesterday from Father Mathews"
"I always knew that father he was a creep"

catholic shoulder rub by Bobshnwinkle October 23, 2019

rubik's shoulder 

the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time

Bob: oh man, my shoulder is killing me
Joe: why, what happened? did you run into a wall again?
Bob: no, I've been trying to beat my Rubik's cube record of 45 seconds and now i have Rubik's shoulder

rubik's shoulder by lollipop_kidd March 2, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012