shotomy

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008

Shoomy

Extrordinary being; Wiseman

I must ask the Shoomy

by One January 14, 2004

Shotomatic

Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.

Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.

by Big Devon February 21, 2010

smotomy

Unnatural smiting; smiting which isn't
really deserved, but happens.

Jonah being swallowed by a whale was smotomy, but part of God's plan, anyway.

by Nicholas Meyler September 24, 2003

Shoomy

The smartest of them all.

Shoomy R00lz

by Acolyte November 21, 2003

ShoomyBaby

A "ShoomyBaby" is a cute guniea pig that runs very fast and is apart of the shoomy baby alliance gang. You do not want to mess with these shoomy babies. They are very cute but don't get deceived by them. They are actually very dangerous.

My "ShoomyBaby" shoomed across the wooden floor

by Shoomy Baby Leader June 17, 2020

shoyomysavior

shoyomysavior is very hot person who totally didn't do this for herself

hey you know shoyomysavior? they have so good tiktoks
ikr, they're sexy🥵🥵🥵

by boskolover321 March 15, 2021