Shotomatic

Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.

Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.

Shotomatic by Big Devon February 21, 2010

shinomatic

Sexy, attractive, smackable

That girl Cher or' there sure is Shinomatic dog!!

shinomatic by Mike McChickenpotpie February 22, 2004

Sodomatical 

Relating not only to the act of anal sex (see sodomy) but to any pastime regarded unclean by Jamaican society. This can include, for example, oral sex performed by a man on a woman. Immortalised by renowed lyricist Spragga Benz in his 90s epic, 'No Funny Guy Thing'.

'Say we nuh inna dem funny guy thing
Bad man nuh wear G-string
Wi nah join nuh SODOMATICAL system
Ah brimstone an fire dat ah go bring bring bring'
TRANSLATION: One does not approve of homosexuality. Furthermore, respectable gentlemen will never don a pair of female undergarmemts. One will never succumb to a system that endorses sodomy; eternal pain and suffering in the flames of hell awaits all those souls that embrace such acts.

Sodomatical by Nik Amanovic June 22, 2006