Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.
Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.
Relating not only to the act of anal sex (see sodomy) but to any pastime regarded unclean by Jamaican society. This can include, for example, oral sex performed by a man on a woman. Immortalised by renowed lyricist Spragga Benz in his 90s epic, 'No Funny Guy Thing'.
'Say we nuh inna dem funny guy thing Bad man nuh wear G-string
Wi nah join nuh SODOMATICAL system
Ah brimstone an fire dat ah go bring bring bring'
TRANSLATION: One does not approve of homosexuality. Furthermore, respectable gentlemen will never don a pair of female undergarmemts. One will never succumb to a system that endorses sodomy; eternal pain and suffering in the flames of hell awaits all those souls that embrace such acts.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.