Shotomatic refers to how when a friend is driving your car for any reason, such as being intoxicated, you as the owner of the vehicle get automatic shotgun privileges.
Retard Friend: Shotgun!!
You: HELL NO SHOTOMATIC IN THIS BITCH.
Retard Friend: I'm a retard.
Relating not only to the act of anal sex (see sodomy) but to any pastime regarded unclean by Jamaican society. This can include, for example, oral sex performed by a man on a woman. Immortalised by renowed lyricist Spragga Benz in his 90s epic, 'No Funny Guy Thing'.
'Say we nuh inna dem funny guy thing
Bad man nuh wear G-string
Wi nah join nuh SODOMATICAL system
Ah brimstone an fire dat ah go bring bring bring'
TRANSLATION: One does not approve of homosexuality. Furthermore, respectable gentlemen will never don a pair of female undergarmemts. One will never succumb to a system that endorses sodomy; eternal pain and suffering in the flames of hell awaits all those souls that embrace such acts.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.