smotomy

Unnatural smiting; smiting which isn't
really deserved, but happens.

Jonah being swallowed by a whale was smotomy, but part of God's plan, anyway.

smotomy by Nicholas Meyler September 24, 2003

shotomy 

The process in which one places a turkey baster with a shot of hard liquor up their ass. This results in rapid, extreme drunkenness because the alcohol is completely absorbed. Kids, don't try this one at home.

My uncle, a raging alcoholic, commits shotomy on a regular basis.

shotomy by Joshtheundisputed March 3, 2008

Smoomy 

Excited via a motivating and emotion oriented physical feeling, Usually intimite in nature, but can also be used in the context where one is warming up exceedingly well to a new concept or action.

1. Oh dear, although we are so far apart, I am feeling so smoomy right now because of the the overwhelming need for your presence.

2. Gosh, this new set of paint brushes and colours is making me feel so very smoomy as all of these new possibilities wash over me!

Smoomy by Jebuzac January 11, 2022