shotnuts 

being completly drunk beyond repair.

i dunno im shotnuts

shotnuts by shotnuts pro November 27, 2011

shitnuts 

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.

I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.

shitnuts by Moose February 20, 2005

shitnuts 

half-assed insult that doesn't make sense that suggests a person is half shit and half nuts.

go away you shitnuts

shitnuts by jonathan lim March 13, 2004

Shitnuts 

A Man's nuts having qualities of slushy pooh

Man my shitnuts are scarring these girls away :(

Shitnuts by THEnegrodaumus October 30, 2011

Shitnuts 

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts

Shitnuts by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022

Shitnuts 

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.

Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.

Shitnuts by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022