short straw
short straw by rtilley October 15, 2013
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Short straw
A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."
Short straw by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009
short straw
it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
short straw by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
Got the short straw
Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Got the short straw by kahramanj August 6, 2019
straw berry short cake
when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.
straw berry short cake by David May 17, 2004
straw berry short cake
when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
straw berry short cake by fortuneboy14 March 15, 2009
Strawberry Short Cake
While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.
Strawberry Short Cake by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003
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