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To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.

Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.

short straw by rtilley October 15, 2013

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Short straw

A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."

Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!

Short straw by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009

short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone

It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time

short straw by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022

Got the short straw

Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.

Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.

Got the short straw by kahramanj August 6, 2019

straw berry short cake

when having anal sex, then telling your partner to turn around and punching her in the face while cumming in her mouth.

i fucking strawberry short caked that bitch last night!

straw berry short cake by David May 17, 2004

straw berry short cake

when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face

hey my dude i gave her ass the worst straw berry short cake ever ya digg.

straw berry short cake by fortuneboy14 March 15, 2009

Strawberry Short Cake

While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.

Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.

Strawberry Short Cake by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026