short fuse 

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

short fuse by Light Joker October 10, 2004

short fuse 

A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.

"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."

short fuse by DanteTorn September 2, 2016

Alaskan short fuse 

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

Alaskan short fuse by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

Todd Howard's short fuse 

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?

Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!

Todd Howard's short fuse by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

shortfusd 

Shortfusd (stylized as "shortfusd," also referred to as "shawtie") is a Canadian variety / rage streamer on Twitch.

As of October 29th, 2023, shortfusd has amassed 930 followers and maintains an average view count between the 20s and 30s. He is well known for his easy-going demeanor and fun personality, sharing various inside jokes with his chat members and his utility bots (the most popular of which being a lesser known counting bot, a_n_i_v). He is also growing a mustache, of which his chat members have both praised and condemned.

Shawtie is often self-described as a cool dude and a Jump King master, of which have been frequently contested. His main games typically consist of games well-known for their strenuous difficulty and time-consuming nature, such as Celeste, Jump King, Getting Over It, and Genshin Impact. His UID is accessible via the in-chat command "!uid".

His current Jump King record is just above 70~ hours, and he frequently makes continuous and sisyphean efforts to increase that. The chat members of shortfusd, while strange, have continued to support his endeavors and hope to see him grow in the future. Most expert analysists agree that, within the next few hours, shortfusd will grow to be a prosperous and strapping young man, and that his popularity might follow suit.

Person 1: Hey, there's a shortfusd stream today!
Person 2: oh you're a shortfusd viewer
Person 3: eww a shortfusd viewer
Person 4: let's sacrifice that shortfusd viewer

shortfusd by columbina's #1 fan October 29, 2023

ShortFuZeD 

He's the smartest guy around go sub to him he is so cool and awesome and does not smell like butthole and feet if you disagree birds will peck your pp he is also my idol so cool guy

Wow that man is a shortfuzed

ShortFuZeD by ShortfuZeDTV January 1, 2021