Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
A Nurgling is a dwarfishly diminutive bitter beastling of a former malaria manlet and the end-stage devolution of a microscopically minuscule murloc manlet. While suffering from a particularly severe case of sunburn, fin rot and completely confused by his manletism-induced small man syndrome, the petite and effeminate murloc manlet puts himself into a self-hypnotic dwarven trance and, in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, chants "Short people got no reason!", before finally drifting off into a childlike sleep and eventually awakening as a subhumanly stunted, little Nurgling to henceforth dualistically and eternally worship his two Gods, father figures and heroes: Nurgle and the formidably illustrious, six-foot tall magnificent manmore and musical mastermind Randy Newman.
Manmore 1: Lol, did you just see that silly, little sissy manlet fall right through the drainage grates over there? Manmore 2: I sure did. Unfortunately, due to his ant-like size, the high heels wearing Homunculus probably survived the to him lengthy fall completely unscathed. Manmore 1: Then that preposterously puny, misanthropic manlet of a Nurgling abomination can get comfortable down there because I'm certainly not going to help the petite and petulant Little Napoleon in any way! Manmore 2: Hahahahaha! Me neither. Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024
A manmore (a 6ft+ tall man) is a godlike, preeminent, honored, imposing and formidable man, a real man who majestically towers over all average height men (5ft10/11) and especially over all manlets (5ft9 and below sissy boys). Universally beloved and the object of unimaginably intense sexual obsession for all women, the magnificent manmore swiftly rises to the top in all areas of life, always stands tall and proud and lives life to the fullest as he basks in the endless adulation and adoration of not only his peers but of the universality of mankind. In short, the manmore's lofty and exaltedly blissful life rightfully and unsurprisingly represents the polar opposite of the lamentably lowly existence endured by the shockingly stunted sissy manlet. Driven to madness by manletism, burning jealousy and impotent manlet rage, the petite and effeminate runt of an Ewok sissy manlet boy can do nothing but seethingly stand small in awe of his superlatively superior supreme manmore overlord.
Inferior manlet boy: Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dee do / I'm so short, what am I to do? Oompa Loompa doo-pa-dah dee / Won't you please donate some high heels to me? Masculine manmore: Manlet detected. You're in manmore territory, you silly little boy! Now cease your manletspeak and dance a merry jig for me and I'll let you keep your hot pants and your lunch money today. Chop chop!
by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024
The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.
Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
The diminutive and therefore depressive sadlet is a manlet who is sad about being a manlet. This particularly miserable member of the manlet family can often be found crying in public at the sight of happy couples or stumbling around on stilts while loudly singing Holding Out for a Hero, in a vain attempt at finally attracting a mate. The minuscule sadlet enjoys lonely walks on the beach while sobbingly listening to his favorite song, I wish by Skee-Lo.
Why is that silly, little sadlet weeping in the manlet pit over there? Lol, I don't know - maybe he was driven to madness by manletism? Hahahahaha! Let that sadlet cry me a river, hopefully he will drown in the manlet pit!
by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
The necessary self-deception every manlet engages in on a daily basis in order not to be driven to madness by the overwhelming misery of manletism. Humorously, by constantly and utterly deluding himself, the coping manlet only further inflates his already ginormous Napoleon complex, which leads to well-deserved public ridicule and disgrace. This then results in an intensification of the manlet cope. It's a manletism-induced vicious circle. Manlets, when will they learn?
Coping turbo-manlet: I'm actually glad that I'm not 6ft4. Occasionally bumping my head on door frames would totally suck! I'm lucky to be 5ft2 (starts crying). Superior manmore: Just lol at you - that's pure manlet cope! I can just lower my head. Good luck growing up, you delusional, little manlet boy - hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 09, 2024