shootyourself

what people like dan should do

wow, dan you should shootyourself

by moooo June 2, 2003

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

shoot yourself in the foot

An action of cowardice. Based on war times, one would shoot themselves in the foot in order to get out of fighting and be sent back home. Commonly regarded as dishonourable.

I asked my brother "Are you going to shoot yourself in the foot?". He did. He is now regarded as an outcast by all of his colleagues

by lenny99999 September 25, 2011

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

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old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

Shoot Yourself In The Throat

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025