shootyourself
shootyourself by moooo June 2, 2003
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Shoot Yourself in the Dick
The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Shoot Yourself in the Dick by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013
Go get a gun and shoot yourself.
Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...
Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...
Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...
Go get a gun and shoot yourself. by NightDante666 May 25, 2005
Shoot yourself in the foot
JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.
Shoot yourself in the foot by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015
shoot yourself in the foot
An action of cowardice. Based on war times, one would shoot themselves in the foot in order to get out of fighting and be sent back home. Commonly regarded as dishonourable.
I asked my brother "Are you going to shoot yourself in the foot?". He did. He is now regarded as an outcast by all of his colleagues
shoot yourself in the foot by lenny99999 September 25, 2011
Shoot Yourself In The Throat
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Shoot Yourself In The Throat by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025