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Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet

a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet

girl: kill yourself

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

mr sexy jura

he just beamed you and you are not getting money back??😱

mr sexy jura: hello my name is mr sexy jura and I just beamed you you are not getting money back hahhahahahah get out of my way i have to scam more people

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by sillycat13 May 4, 2023

penis fortnite fuck gorilla sex

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fortnite : penis fortnite fuck gorilla sex

fan: yay

by sillycat13 May 31, 2023

red fireworks

to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger

georg washington: wanna see something funy

gun store worker: sure

georg washington: *commits red fireworks*

by sillycat13 December 25, 2023

ramen

food

dude : What's up guys, I'm trying that NEW viral RAMEN HACK! but with a SPECIAL TWIST... In 1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton ordered the destruction of the largest pharmaceutical plant in Sudan, launching 13 Tomahawk cruise missiles. The plant was pulverised, reduced to nothing but broken medicine bottles and rubble. The U.S. government claimed that the plant was used to make chemical weapons, but officials later said that there was no proof that the plant had been manufacturing or storing chemical weapons. The destruction of the plant wiped out more than half of Sudan's medicine in an instant. Because Sudan was under a U.S. sanction embargo, Sudan could not recuperate for the loss, and as a result, tens of thousands of people, many of them children, have suffered and died from malaria, tuberculosis, and other treatable diseases.

dude 2 : what the fuck

by sillycat13 April 28, 2023

tit flip

the act of putting your hand under some fat dudes man tits and flipping them

mikchel jorkan: *tit flips fat dude*

fat dude: *falls on you*

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 3, 2023