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Scootski 

Fun-loving builders who drop personal watercraft shells onto their scooters, eating a hybrid mode of transportation that turns heads and evokes a water-borne sense style onto city streets. See story on jalopnik site for more details.
Nick Stemple dropped an old Kawasaki Jet Ski shell onto a Suzuki 650 scooter to invent the new hybrid Scootski
Scootski by Carl Davidson March 4, 2021
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scoopski potatoes 

When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.
Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.
"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"
Scootsified by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Shootskies 

A term used to avoid using the word shit.
"Now, now. Don't say shit, say shootskies!"
Shootskies by Wolf Leonora March 6, 2009

shootski 

A totally awesome word used when frustrated instead of shit.
"What! I have an exam tomorrow... shootski!
shootski by LaQueefa Jones October 28, 2010

Scootiking 

Scootiking is when you put the handle of the scooter all the way down, sit on the scooter, and ride it down a slanted surface. You have to make it over a certain course of bumps and raises. On the beginning turf you can go whichever starting direction you want: curvy, zig zag, etc. There is no time limit, but you have to finish the course without yourself touching the ground and get to the finish in one fell swoop. If you fail, you get 2 more attempts to try the course again. Courses are usually very short. No motorized scooters are allowed. LET'S MAKE THIS A SPORT!!! PLEASE!!! I created it when I was 10!
Wow!! I get to go to the scootiking competition tomorrow!
Scootiking by skulls_n_roses February 23, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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