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Shoot Loads 

1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)

2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
examples

1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin

2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
Shoot Loads by J-Ev November 1, 2008
Words you can keep

Shoot my load 

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.
Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.



Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
Shoot my load by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

shoot your load 

You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.
shoot your load by Highfive99 October 8, 2016

shoot a load 

(v) To ejaculate.
This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.
shoot a load by keyshaw June 29, 2004

shoot a load 

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.
Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.
shoot a load by Arieh August 11, 2006

Shoot my load and hit the road 

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
The meaning of this word comes from the original word of Shot which means to be burnt out or just do and act like an ass from doing drugs or anything along those lines. Shot load means that you are a load of shotness meaning that you basically suck at life and shuld just shut your mouth right at that moment someone calls you a shot load.
James Rammunni Puts the shot in shot load.
Shot Load by Chris Anderson July 28, 2008
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