Shoot Loads

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1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)

2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form

examples

1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin

2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0

Shoot Loads by J-Ev November 1, 2008

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Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.

Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

Shoot my load by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

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shoot your load

Ejaculate

You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.

shoot your load by Highfive99 October 8, 2016

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shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

shoot a load by keyshaw June 29, 2004

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shoot a load

When a guy jerks off inside a chick, and usually with remarkable vigor.

Oh man, it's time for me to shoot a load. I'm gonna cum. It'll be messy. Get ready to clean up, bitch.

shoot a load by Arieh August 11, 2006

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Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

Shoot my load and hit the road by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

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Shot Load

The meaning of this word comes from the original word of Shot which means to be burnt out or just do and act like an ass from doing drugs or anything along those lines. Shot load means that you are a load of shotness meaning that you basically suck at life and shuld just shut your mouth right at that moment someone calls you a shot load.

James Rammunni Puts the shot in shot load.

Shot Load by Chris Anderson July 28, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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