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Shoot me in the head and call me David

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

Shoot them in the head

A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)
Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.

Shot in the head 

To be excited about a thing. To be a fan of something. Usually used as a negative.
Bob: Did you see the new movie with what’s-his-name in it?

Bill: Nah. I’m not shot in the head with his work. I find him…pretentious.
Shot in the head by EZ Poppy March 26, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026