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Shoot me in the head and call me David

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! 

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

Shoot them in the head

A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)
Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.

Shot in the head 

To be excited about a thing. To be a fan of something. Usually used as a negative.
Bob: Did you see the new movie with what’s-his-name in it?

Bill: Nah. I’m not shot in the head with his work. I find him…pretentious.
Shot in the head by EZ Poppy March 26, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026