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to shoot and scoot 

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
to shoot and scoot by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014

shoot and scoot 

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.
I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.
shoot and scoot by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

Shoot-n-scoot 

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.
I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.
Shoot-n-scoot by JWBS July 24, 2022

scoot 'n shoot 

A sick maneuver attempted by those playing Gears of War, in which the player goes into a run, gets right up next to their opponent, then pulls the trigger with shotty. Guaranteed to blow them into pieces every time.
*note:
often cooler when you dive backwards after performing a scoot 'n shoot
Haha I've scoot 'n shoot'd that PlayinPro2121 kid 3 rounds in a row!
scoot 'n shoot by RomeDogg February 25, 2008

scoot and shoot

In the Xbox 360 video game Gears of War, this describes the act of going into the Rhody Run (hold A and you run faster and are followed by a shaky cam) with your shotgun out until your right in front of an enemy, at which point while still in the run, effectively blowing him into chunks. It's super awesome.
"Oh dude you just owned Poindexter666 with that scoot and shoot! You ran right at him and he missed. What a noob!"
scoot and shoot by Brinkss May 26, 2008

Scoot scoot bandicoot 

a new and better version of "see you later alligator",
the official reply is "toodaloo kangaroo"
Bob: it's late I'm finna get going

Fred: ok, scoot scoot bandicoot

Bob: toodaloo kangaroo
Scoot scoot bandicoot by _7H0M45_ December 15, 2017
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