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shonted by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008
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Shonte
Shonte is an exquisite young lady with intelligence and elegance who brings joy and happiness to those around her. She is dedicated, fair-minded, composed and has a bubbly personality. To put it simply Shonte is a rare gem who brightens those around her day with only a smile. She is fun spirited and knows when its time to go out and be the life of the party and when to slow down and take life by the reigns. Get a Shonte in your life and it will surely improve.
Shonte by heavypancake_xoxo May 20, 2020
Shontel
Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.
Example:
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
Shontel by hey I love you to the moon and October 22, 2018
One Shotted
1. Usually used in MOORPG's to describe an event where a high level NPC or monster kills your 10,000 hit point character in one fatal swoop.
2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.
2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.
1.My decked out Pally got One Shotted by Onyxia.
2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
One Shotted by Imallin August 7, 2006
Shotted
Shented
Losing control of your bowels and literally shitting yourself, at work. Sometimes caused by a sneeze, a forced fart or sometimes accidentally happening simultaneously when vomiting.
Shaniqua threw up and shented at work! She had to throw her pants and trousers in the bin.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
Shented by Tar Mac Daddy December 4, 2014
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis
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It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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