shonted

when you fart and shit at the same time

when i was on the toilet i shonted

shonted by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008

Shonte 

Shonte is an exquisite young lady with intelligence and elegance who brings joy and happiness to those around her. She is dedicated, fair-minded, composed and has a bubbly personality. To put it simply Shonte is a rare gem who brightens those around her day with only a smile. She is fun spirited and knows when its time to go out and be the life of the party and when to slow down and take life by the reigns. Get a Shonte in your life and it will surely improve.

"My life be in need of a Shonte right about now."

Shonte by heavypancake_xoxo May 20, 2020

Shontel 

Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.

Example:

P1: Where’s shontel?

P2: She went to the bathroom, why?

P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.

Shontel by hey I love you to the moon and October 22, 2018

One Shotted 

1. Usually used in MOORPG's to describe an event where a high level NPC or monster kills your 10,000 hit point character in one fatal swoop.

2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.

1.My decked out Pally got One Shotted by Onyxia.

2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.

One Shotted by Imallin August 7, 2006

Shotted 

To take a screen shot, in paste tense.

I had screen shotted the information on my desktop and emailed it to her.

Shotted by DNAGuy August 17, 2020

Shented 

Losing control of your bowels and literally shitting yourself, at work. Sometimes caused by a sneeze, a forced fart or sometimes accidentally happening simultaneously when vomiting.

Shaniqua threw up and shented at work! She had to throw her pants and trousers in the bin.

I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.

Shented by Tar Mac Daddy December 4, 2014

sonted 

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004