shonted
when i was on the toilet i shonted
shonted by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008
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Shonte
Shonte is an exquisite young lady with intelligence and elegance who brings joy and happiness to those around her. She is dedicated, fair-minded, composed and has a bubbly personality. To put it simply Shonte is a rare gem who brightens those around her day with only a smile. She is fun spirited and knows when its time to go out and be the life of the party and when to slow down and take life by the reigns. Get a Shonte in your life and it will surely improve.
Shonte by heavypancake_xoxo May 20, 2020
Shontel
Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.
Example:
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
P1: Where’s shontel?
P2: She went to the bathroom, why?
P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
Shontel by hey I love you to the moon and October 22, 2018
One Shotted
1. Usually used in MOORPG's to describe an event where a high level NPC or monster kills your 10,000 hit point character in one fatal swoop.
2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.
2. Can also be used to describe an event where serious pwnage is credited.
1.My decked out Pally got One Shotted by Onyxia.
2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
2.The snowboarding spill was so epic that dude got One Shotted to the top.
One Shotted by Imallin August 7, 2006
Shotted
Shented
Losing control of your bowels and literally shitting yourself, at work. Sometimes caused by a sneeze, a forced fart or sometimes accidentally happening simultaneously when vomiting.
Shaniqua threw up and shented at work! She had to throw her pants and trousers in the bin.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.
Shented by Tar Mac Daddy December 4, 2014
sonted
when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.
sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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