shompolin

whats up with you today?

Megan: Yo' Katie, whats shompolin?
Katie: Not much, just kalaking :)
Megan: Ahh, cool blud.

by Megan Louise March 20, 2008

Shampooing the ferret

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.

carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008

Skimpolining

Sport: Doing tricks on a skimboard whilst bouncing on a trampoline

Mark nailed a backside 3 whilst skimpolining.

by civrjc1 August 19, 2008

Shempling

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.

I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".

by bot51 June 9, 2018

shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021