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Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

Shampooing 

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.
Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!
Shampooing by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Sticky Shampooing 

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.
carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"
Sticky Shampooing by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008

Skimpolining 

Sport: Doing tricks on a skimboard whilst bouncing on a trampoline
Mark nailed a backside 3 whilst skimpolining.
Skimpolining by civrjc1 August 19, 2008

Shempling 

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.
I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".
Shempling by bot51 June 9, 2018

shampling 

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother
the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted
shampling by rocko de paco May 17, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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