shomera 

A full time waffler

P1: "Did you hear about what Shomera was talking about today?" P2 "No, I just ignore her she's always waffling"

shomera by ShomShomShom October 6, 2023

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011

shamera 

Sexy ass piece of chocolate, loyalty run a long way, she be bluffing non stop though.

Hey it's shamera the bluff, but she sexy ;)

shamera by LulCrudd June 18, 2018

somerandomhuman5 

TikTok monarch innit mush

Omg somerandomhuman5 is the best

somerandomhuman5 by Graham’s bestie July 12, 2021

Selectively Shomer 

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

Selectively Shomer by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

shomer 

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

shomer by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

SomeRandomWizard 

An absolute chad, if you ever meet him, your day will be legendary.

- totally not written by him.

also, sub to him on youtube. B)

"Bro, have you seen SomeRandomWizard???!?!"
"Oh heck yeah, dude! he's like the coolest guy in town"

SomeRandomWizard by SomeRandomWizard May 13, 2021