shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

Shoma

A very intelligent boy that will succeed in life.

Shoma your amazing!

by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019

Shoma

Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.

Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.

Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*

by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

shoma uno

small

"Have you seen shoma uno? i can't find him anywhere"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"

by yuzuzzz June 21, 2021

Shoma

Baby Girl

I love you Shoma <333

by Leonidas the VII October 9, 2020

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025