Shoma
Shoma your amazing!
Shoma by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019
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shoma
Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.
Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!
Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.
shoma by brutie_pie July 6, 2014
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shomari • shoma • shomalagas • Shoman • shomanced • Shomar • Shoma Tech • shoma uno • shomai • Shomaldoaca
Shoma
Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.
Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.
Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*
Person B: Oh no.
Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*
Shoma by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019
Shoma Tech
To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
Shoma Tech by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025
Doing a Shoma
Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.
- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
Doing a Shoma by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021
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