Shomar 

A guy who is a complete dickhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"

oh shit, there is a shomar coming by.... DARN.... he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question

Shomar by shomar=fag April 2, 2010

Shomar 

Being a "shomar" is to engage in conversation with people of afican american heritage and pretending you are one of them even though you are a little dipshit white guy.

It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.

Billy: "look at that white guy pretending to be black, he's such a shomar"

David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"

Shomar by superhappyfuntime*splat April 10, 2010

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.

n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.

shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

shmark 

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013

Shamar 

Shamar is an amazing guy. He's shy at first but when you get to know him he turns into a stand up comedian. He's really popular, but only keeps a few real friends. He is really cute but doesn't always think so. When it comes to girls Shamar likes to stick to one at a time he's a nice guy and girls abuse that and he ends up being the one who always gets hurt, but hes forgiving. Shamar is really open minded and tries to understand other peoples point in an argument. When you really hurt tyren or make him mad if you're close to him he just wont show for a few days and avoid you, but if he doesnt like you he will go off and curse you out and wont care who's watching. He the kind of guy who likes everything straight foward, if you dont like him tell him he wont be mad. He can be the sweetest guy in a relationship but you have to show him love first so he knows he wont end up embarissing him self, hes not into the girl that flirts with everyone. All in all he's an amazing person and i love him.

Shamars are the best type of people

Shamar by NiceGuy100 April 12, 2018

shofart 

A fart that sounds like the shofar blown during the jewish high holidays in a synagogue.

Moshe blew a really loud shofart at Rosh Hashanah and the whole congregation laughed, especially Isaac and Ephram but not Rabbi Goldstein.

shofart by Raul (comes out at night) September 13, 2013

Shamara 

the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for.
she can be shy but she knows how to have a good time.
shamara has amazing beauty. guys want her and girls want to be her.
she will always be there for the ones she loves and is very trustworthy.

woaah that shamara girl is hotttt :)

Shamara by ilyborris May 8, 2009