Shoma

A very intelligent boy that will succeed in life.

Shoma your amazing!

by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019

shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

Shoma

Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.

Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.

Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*

by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019

Shoma

Baby Girl

I love you Shoma <333

by Leonidas the VII October 9, 2020

shoma uno

small

"Have you seen shoma uno? i can't find him anywhere"
"he's probably under something since he's so small"

by yuzuzzz June 21, 2021

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021