shoizzing 

being a retarded fuck

"bro i'm shoizzing rn" "yeah, clearly, you're a fucking idiot"

shoizzing by not knifelol March 4, 2021

shoizzing 

you're making porn

I'm shoizzing

shoizzing by shoizz January 2, 2021

Shrizzin' 

When you take a dose of Ecstasy (MDMA) accompanied with shrooms. This brings an amazing feeling from the E., and even better hallucinations from the shrooms.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'll be shrizzin' at Ryan's house."
"Alright, I'm in."

Shrizzin' by george53939 May 27, 2009

shvitzing 

Yiddish?, When an older Jewish person is involved in anything that would cause slight or heavy perspiration/ sweating.

1. "Open a window, I'm shvitzing"
2. "oy, with all this shlepping, shvitzing is inevitable"
3."I don't work out. Who wants with all the shvitzing"

shvitzing by Slamm April 16, 2004

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019

shizzling the nizzle 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"

Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005