shoewagger

1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.

"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"

"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."

shoewagger by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009

shoewanker 

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

shoewanker by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015

shwagger baggers 

A bag of low grade marijuana that may be purchased for 10 (ten) dollars; To buy shitty weed weighing approximately 2.5 grams.

"What's up wit dem shwagger baggers?"

shwagger baggers by Curroline December 8, 2003

Shwagger 

The type of swagger only someone who listens to shwayze has...you're a blunt rollin', lady killin' machine.

Yeah I robbed his chick real quick, he might have some swagger but I've got Shwagger.

Shwagger by sd_rick March 16, 2011

shwagger 

low-grade, shitty, cheap
relating to shwag

Alex: you got some shwagger ass shit terry.
Terry:no my stuff is good
Alex: no its shwagger, i got the dank ass shit

shwagger by Timofey June 2, 2008

Saskatchewan Shoebanger 

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

Saskatchewan Shoebanger by SpankMe November 10, 2003

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.

Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.

Shoemaggeddon by N Barber November 14, 2014