shoewagger

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1. The confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. When all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.

"Yo, check out dude's outfit. What the hell is he wearing?"

"Yeah but check out his kicks. He's definitely got shoewagger."

shoewagger by eldawg5417 September 7, 2009

Words you can keep

shoewanker

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

shoewanker by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015

Related Words

shoewagger • shwagger • Shoemaggeddon • shoemogger • shoewanker • shwagger baggers • Saskatchewan Shoebanger

shwagger baggers

A bag of low grade marijuana that may be purchased for 10 (ten) dollars; To buy shitty weed weighing approximately 2.5 grams.

"What's up wit dem shwagger baggers?"

shwagger baggers by Curroline December 8, 2003

Shwagger

The type of swagger only someone who listens to shwayze has...you're a blunt rollin', lady killin' machine.

Yeah I robbed his chick real quick, he might have some swagger but I've got Shwagger.

Shwagger by sd_rick March 16, 2011

shwagger

low-grade, shitty, cheap
relating to shwag

Alex: you got some shwagger ass shit terry.
Terry:no my stuff is good
Alex: no its shwagger, i got the dank ass shit

shwagger by Timofey June 2, 2008

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

Saskatchewan Shoebanger by SpankMe November 10, 2003

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.

Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.

Shoemaggeddon by N Barber November 14, 2014

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026