Definitions by sd_rick

Shwagger 

The type of swagger only someone who listens to shwayze has...you're a blunt rollin', lady killin' machine.

Yeah I robbed his chick real quick, he might have some swagger but I've got Shwagger.

Shwagger by sd_rick March 16, 2011

shitdick 

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

shitdick by sd_rick March 3, 2011