What one says when they wish to have an
anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown
shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "
Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude,
lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to
the office "
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown
shoes."