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a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
by jamalkid324 October 28, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes
i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"
by J.Kay October 10, 2011
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