by Jamieee03 August 26, 2019
Tom hardy is a plain and boring person who is usually known to be small in every way(cough cough...hint hint).
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
Most likely to be a virgin for their whole life and for fun likes to knit.
Their idea of banging tunes are who let the dogs out and u can’t touch this...
They spend most nights alone due to their lack of mates and consequently leaves them without a girl in their life...usually leading to them questioning their sexuality.
They are also well known for carrying diseases like maggot infestation...the only pros of getting with some hunk of a dude called Tom hardy is that he has plump buttocks.
Your such a Tom hardy right now...
by Jamieee03 August 26, 2019
by Jamieee03 March 24, 2019
A person who is known as plane boring and according to the star sign will become a crazy cat person who stays a virgin their whole life...but also works in an office.
Their idea of a raging Saturday night is sitting down with their 20cats reading a book about romance and misery.
This may be because of their lack of friends and support, consequently causing them to go to a book for help that is needed.(for example how to kiss a girl)even though this may never be needed.some even say they have seen the rare sight of a foot of the one and only Dominic summers of which has cheese and mould growing on it. This needs high maintenance daily. His long locks tend to attract many but none intentionally as they are of the same gender, therefore causing him to question his sexuality.
In despite of all of his flaws he does have one good feature which is known as mugglenuffing(the ability to walk and spin around using his dick) this may only be seen when using a magnifying glass.
Their idea of a raging Saturday night is sitting down with their 20cats reading a book about romance and misery.
This may be because of their lack of friends and support, consequently causing them to go to a book for help that is needed.(for example how to kiss a girl)even though this may never be needed.some even say they have seen the rare sight of a foot of the one and only Dominic summers of which has cheese and mould growing on it. This needs high maintenance daily. His long locks tend to attract many but none intentionally as they are of the same gender, therefore causing him to question his sexuality.
In despite of all of his flaws he does have one good feature which is known as mugglenuffing(the ability to walk and spin around using his dick) this may only be seen when using a magnifying glass.
by Jamieee03 March 24, 2019
by Jamieee03 March 24, 2019