shnitez

A word that can be used in place of a noun

Its time to peel shnitez

My dawg picked up his new car. That shnitez is clean as fuck

by The Shnitezter himself June 16, 2024

shnitez

A word used in place of a noun “person place or thing”

(Person) Listen shnitez, life isn’t always gunna be this great.

(Place) Yo, im running down to the gas shnitez for some beer. Do you want anything?
(Thing) Hand me that shnitez i need to write something down

by The Shnitezter himself June 16, 2024

Shnitzled

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word

holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

by THEUNKNOWNperson July 1, 2008

fo shnitzel my nizztle

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german

Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz

by smartazz January 10, 2005

Shnite

Another word for shit.

Shnite! What the f*ck were you thinking?

by Neil December 23, 2003