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"hey bro did you do shnitz last night????????"
"YEAH BRO GIVE ME SOME SHNITZ!!!!!!!!!!!"
"feed my beak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OKAY BRO!!!!!!"
shnitz by Francis Sinatra October 16, 2011
a putz, a failure, a social reject, someone who makes up for their lack of self-confidence by acting like a shmuck
Have you met my friend Mike? Yeah, I dont like him that kid's a shnitz.
SHNITZ by AJESPO February 16, 2007

shnitz and giggles

The act of deficating on a women, or male. As the human excroment runs down there face they begin to giggles
I totally "shnitz and giggles" your ex girlfriend last night. She was totally into it.
shnitz and giggles by Notched Johnson February 19, 2009

SaniTzar 

Post COVID-19 Hospitality worker who is responsible for patrolling, auditing, cleaning all areas of a Foodservice Establishment to ensure public safety and guest delight.
We’re promoting Mike to SaniTzar as soon as we reopen the restaurant.
SaniTzar by Bacchvs April 20, 2020

Schnitzel Toe 

The mans version of a “camel toe” when a man’s schnitzel and balls are showing through his pants
“Dude, I totally lost my girlfriend when she was checking out that studs SCHNITZEL TOE”.
Schnitzel Toe by Wordsluethval June 30, 2018

schnitzer fritzed 

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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