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Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.
Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.
Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

German shnitzel burger 

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

shnitzelpix

Substitute for the word "shit" like dammit or fudgicles
I made it up its the new slang word
holy shnitzelpix!!!

oh my shnitzelpix

fo shnitzel my nizztle 

What snoop dawgg would say if he was german
Fo shniztle my nizzle peoplezz
fo shnitzel my nizztle by smartazz January 10, 2005

Shnitzels 

Another word for "SHIT."
But Stolen From Restaurant Wienerschnitzel.
WHAT THE SHNITZELS?!
Shnitzels by AnonymousLALA May 12, 2009

Shnitzels 

Temporarily used to cover the "s" word.
Teacher: "Class we have a Pop Quiz today".
Student: " Holy Sh.. Shnitzels"
Shnitzels by In your closet February 26, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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