shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 6, 2003

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Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

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shmerkin ur' gerkin

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

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Shmunkin

Means whatever you want it to mean. Usually slang for pumpkin

Hey you Shmunkin

by Hangrydragon November 24, 2022

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shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009

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