Shmunkin

Means whatever you want it to mean. Usually slang for pumpkin

Hey you Shmunkin

by Hangrydragon November 24, 2022

Shmunkin

When you are in a relationship but have feelings for someone else but you don’t want anyone getting hurt. You find yourself lost.

Man, so like this girl and now I’m shmunkin.

by PencilLegs June 3, 2019

Shmucking Wet

Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly

Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck

by Matans February 25, 2010

Shrunking

Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.

(At the checkstand) Wow, look at my cart - - I'm totally shrunking!

What was I thinking, buying that outfit yesterday? I must have been really shrunking!

by Kat 6 August 5, 2009

Shunking

A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.

An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg

Please proceed with the shunk, as I've been lacking for a good shunking in some time.

by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009

Smunking

Italian skunk sex

I was on vacation in Italy and I totally witnessed a smunking.

by Mmmbabr1 January 8, 2011

shminking

To be dating someone but not to have the ownership or label of Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Brad and I are totally shminking

by Greg gregson September 23, 2019