Shmunkin
Hey you Shmunkin
Shmunkin by Hangrydragon November 24, 2022
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Shmunkin
When you are in a relationship but have feelings for someone else but you don’t want anyone getting hurt. You find yourself lost.
Shmunkin by PencilLegs June 3, 2019
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Shmunkin • shmucking • Smunking • shminking • shmuckin • Shmucking Wet • Shmukinwuggin • shmurkin • Shrunking • Shrunkin Head Syndrome
Shmucking Wet
Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Shmucking Wet by Matans February 25, 2010
Shrunking
Going shopping after having a cocktail (or two, or three); shopping while drunk. Generally most noticeable the next day when you realize what you (probably shouldn't have) bought.
Shunking
A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.
An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg
An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg
Shunking by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009
shminking
shminking by Greg gregson September 23, 2019
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