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Shmuckery 

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.
My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.
Shmuckery by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022
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Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

shmuckler 

very perfect and adorable individual or thing
Wow, my cat, Sushi, is such a shmuckler.
shmuckler by SushiMagooshi September 14, 2021

shamockery 

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.
Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!
shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

jiggery smackery 

this is a random selection of sweets,confectionery etc. asked for when the person wants a sweet treat but cannot decide exactly what they want.
''would you like some sweets/candy ?''
''yes please''
''what kind do you want ?''
''eh,just get me some jiggery smackery''
jiggery smackery by Nesty. July 9, 2012
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