shmower
To masturbate during a shower.
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Czech golden shower
The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022
The Shit/Shower ratio
An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Passion Shower
The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.
Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Passion Shower by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
it stings in the shower
“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.
Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.
Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.
it stings in the shower by urbanexamples October 22, 2020
Trump shower
Trump shower by zaaaaaaaach January 10, 2017
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