shmoan

(sh-moo-ah-ñ) To be enthusiastic about something lame.

“Ally shmoans during a test, she’s so strange!”

shmoan by Gonoengoenfovw December 12, 2019

Samoan Splash 

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

Samoan Splash by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Shmang

Shmang is to vape in the bathrooms at macleans

Should we go 'Shmang'

Shmang by NimsIsAstupidName May 2, 2019

Samoan Splash 

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Samoan Splash by Cookees February 10, 2020

Shmanko 

A high-powered bitch slap. Most effective when the right hand is kissed before slapping.

Vanessa was being annoying so Jp gave her a good ol' fashioned Shmanko.

Shmanko by J-Fla$h July 24, 2008

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

Samoan Bath Towel by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash 

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

samoan splash by anonymous February 10, 2020