shmeul

a jew to all mankind

yo are a jew shmeul

by shmeukl February 28, 2018

shmeul ghur

Our lord and savior who is tied with shaggy and big chungus. You will immediately cum when you see him in your sightline.

Joe:did you know that the 3rd god of the holy trio is shmeul ghur.

by Bonkpan February 5, 2019

shmebulock

is a cool gnomes that throws up rainbows and can do 47,000 spins on the floor in half an hour

not shmebulock:I wish I could spin like shmebulock
not shmebulock:me too :(

by hythine lavation August 18, 2016

Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape

Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar

by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022

shmegula hoe

A thot that looks basic and regular but still get niggas or bitches

Sarah:I fucked your man
Dana:I don’t give a fuck!you just some shmegula hoe

by Victoria118 June 2, 2018

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016