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Shmest

Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.
The shmest is complete man, she said yes.
by bboads45 April 24, 2016
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shmest

the stylistic hybrid of the shirt-vest
I didn't know if he was wearing a t-shirt or not because of his shmest.
by andrewthebruin October 17, 2008
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Shmest

The type of girl you can bring home to your mom, yet still shmests around.

Bodicular rash that may be contracted when exposed to the sun.
you're not tipsy. you're not wasted. thats right, you're shmested
by shmest August 23, 2010
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Shmentai

A common word used by parts of the Nuxtaku community including lord Nuxinor himself. Shmentai describes a genre of Anime in which the content is for avid anime consoeurs, and people who like to appreciate anime characters for their looks.
"I love to watch Shmentai when i'm home alone."
by MemeyDreamy#2 March 30, 2020
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Joe Shiesty

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals
Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.
by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022
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Joe shiesty

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.
-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here
by ColesArmy January 4, 2022
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Shoestreak

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.
Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
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