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Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.
The shmest is complete man, she said yes.
by bboads45 January 12, 2016
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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the stylistic hybrid of the shirt-vest
I didn't know if he was wearing a t-shirt or not because of his shmest.
by andrewthebruin August 26, 2008
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The type of girl you can bring home to your mom, yet still shmests around.

Bodicular rash that may be contracted when exposed to the sun.
you're not tipsy. you're not wasted. thats right, you're shmested
by shmest August 22, 2010
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