Shiesta

When a man or wants to fuck a bitch or sexy female. Used normally by a cool person that is trying to fuck a 6 or above.

McCoy is feeling kinda shiesta today.

by Lando Bando December 28, 2020

Shiesta

A punk. A bitch. Two faced.

That shiesta used to be my friend till he poked my girl.

by CC March 8, 2004

Shiesta

When an individual feels like doing absolute boss shit, from shotgunning beers to slamming dirties

I talked to McCoy earlier on the phone. He said he is feeling kind of Shiesta today.

by mccoyevans321 January 5, 2021

Shiesta

Falling asleep on the toilet while taking a shit.

Person #1: Hey man, where were you this whole time?

Person #2: My bad, I just took a shiesta.

Person #1: Oh, so you fell asleep taking a shit?

Person #2: Yep.

by Mr. Random1 January 5, 2014

Shiesta

When a person simultaneously naps and shits their pants. More commonly seen at nursing homes.

“Hey Fran, have you seen Elmer?”

“Oh yea he went off to have a shiesta.”

by Twacyt December 29, 2017

Joe Shiesty

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals

Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.

by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

Joe shiesty

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.

-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here

by ColesArmy January 4, 2022