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marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana
"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."
Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeeple 

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"
Shmeeple by Seby man November 29, 2019

Grate the shmeeze 

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

Shmeeble 

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?
Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Shmeeple 

Shmeeple is a great guy
Shmeeple by babeypatrick November 29, 2019
a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.
holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!
shmeegle by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007