shmeedler

Someone that spends more time on social media than attention on the road whilst driving a prius

Don't cross yet here comes a shmeedler

shmeedler by Cheekytikki November 12, 2021

Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Shneedle 

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.

"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"

Shneedle by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017

shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeeple 

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

Shmeeple by Seby man November 29, 2019

Shmeeble 

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

sheeder 

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

sheeder by BAXTER May 21, 2004