shmeedler

Someone that spends more time on social media than attention on the road whilst driving a prius

Don't cross yet here comes a shmeedler

by Cheekytikki November 12, 2021

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

Shneedle

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.

"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"

by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

Shmeeble

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

by BAXTER May 21, 2004